AR T-shirt - COSMO-CALM™
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Step into a new dimension of wearable wellness with COSMOCALM™, a hyper-luxury Augmented Reality T-shirt designed to simulate deep universal calm, because traditional relaxation clearly...
Step into a new dimension of wearable wellness with COSMOCALM™, a hyper-luxury Augmented Reality T-shirt designed to simulate deep universal calm, because traditional relaxation clearly needed a visual upgrade.
How it works:
Expands your perspective to a galactic level, so your problems feel insignificantly small (they still exist, just… aesthetically minimized).
Simulates the sensation of floating through space, minus the inconvenience of existential dread (terms and conditions may apply).
Encourages “deep universal calm,” which is essentially zoning out but branded better.
Effects:
-Mild detachment from reality (marketed as “clarity”)
-Temporary belief that you’ve figured everything out
-Urge to say things like “we’re all just stardust” at inappropriate moments
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
How it works:
Expands your perspective to a galactic level, so your problems feel insignificantly small (they still exist, just… aesthetically minimized).
Simulates the sensation of floating through space, minus the inconvenience of existential dread (terms and conditions may apply).
Encourages “deep universal calm,” which is essentially zoning out but branded better.
Effects:
-Mild detachment from reality (marketed as “clarity”)
-Temporary belief that you’ve figured everything out
-Urge to say things like “we’re all just stardust” at inappropriate moments
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |