AR T-shirt - COCO-COMPLEX
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$65.00
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A sleek, oval-shaped capsule crafted from premium dark chocolate with a matte sheen, subtly engraved with the name Choco-Complex like it’s about to launch an...
A sleek, oval-shaped capsule crafted from premium dark chocolate with a matte sheen, subtly engraved with the name Choco-Complex like it’s about to launch an overpriced skincare line. Crack it open to unleash a luscious fusion of espresso ganache, Himalayan salt, and something suspiciously resembling self-worth.
Effects:
Offers temporary emotional depth without the hassle of therapy.
Enhances mood complexity, may cause simultaneous crying and giggling.
Boosts your inner monologue vocabulary with words like “melancholic,” “bittersweet,” and “I deserve this.”
Warning:
-Not approved by any medical board but enthusiastically supported by your most dramatic friend.
-Do not combine with actual introspection.
-Overuse may lead to elaborate daydreams and a craving for Parisian existentialism.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Effects:
Offers temporary emotional depth without the hassle of therapy.
Enhances mood complexity, may cause simultaneous crying and giggling.
Boosts your inner monologue vocabulary with words like “melancholic,” “bittersweet,” and “I deserve this.”
Warning:
-Not approved by any medical board but enthusiastically supported by your most dramatic friend.
-Do not combine with actual introspection.
-Overuse may lead to elaborate daydreams and a craving for Parisian existentialism.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |