AR T-shirt - Negronix™
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Crafted with a precision mix of gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth, now in a micro-dosed, slow-release capsule. Negronix™ offers instant aperitivo enlightenment without the hassle...
Crafted with a precision mix of gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth, now in a micro-dosed, slow-release capsule. Negronix™ offers instant aperitivo enlightenment without the hassle of finding a bartender.
How It Works:
Mood Enhancement: Bitter enough to make your existential crisis feel sophisticated.
Cognitive Boost: Sharpens your wit to Hemingway levels (results may vary).
Social Lubrication: Take one before awkward networking events for an instant la dolce vita effect.
Digestive Harmony: A bitter aperitif in pill form? Your gut will thank you (or at least tolerate you).
Caution:
-Not FDA-approved (or approved by any responsible adult).
-May cause an irresistible urge to wear linen and discuss modern art.
-Do not mix with actual responsibilities.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
How It Works:
Mood Enhancement: Bitter enough to make your existential crisis feel sophisticated.
Cognitive Boost: Sharpens your wit to Hemingway levels (results may vary).
Social Lubrication: Take one before awkward networking events for an instant la dolce vita effect.
Digestive Harmony: A bitter aperitif in pill form? Your gut will thank you (or at least tolerate you).
Caution:
-Not FDA-approved (or approved by any responsible adult).
-May cause an irresistible urge to wear linen and discuss modern art.
-Do not mix with actual responsibilities.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |