Welcome to the future of self-care: Avotron™, a fully engineered avocado pill designed to optimize your vibe, not your life. Now reimagined as an interactive...

Welcome to the future of self-care: Avotron™, a fully engineered avocado pill designed to optimize your vibe, not your life. Now reimagined as an interactive AR T-shirt by DFD.

How it promotes well-being:
Mood Booster: Who needs therapy when you’ve got a fat-rich fruit disguised as self-care? Avotron™ gives you that warm, creamy, overpriced-toast kind of joy.
Anxiety Shield: May cause an illusion of calm by tricking your brain into thinking you’re at brunch.
Energy Source: Packed with imaginary electrolytes that make you feel like you’ve been to the gym…without going.
Social Lubricant: Instantly makes you 12% more likable to people who own succulents and drink matcha.

Side Effects May Include:
-Sudden craving for tortilla chips
-Pretentious thoughts about food
-The urge to start a wellness blog

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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